Total Medals Earned: 123 (From
36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,140 Points
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Check out Picayune Dreams
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Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Get a game over
Start the game
End a game with at least 20,000 points
End a game with at least 10,000 points
End a game with at least 30,000 points
Destroy 1000 hazards
Visit the info screen
Destroy 10,000 hazards
Visit the scores screen
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Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Made the final decision
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Boot up Dave OS.
Open a text file in My Documents.
Open up "Missy Moo Moo.png" in My Pictures.
Find the picture of Sailor Moon with chocolate milk that I generated using Dall-E Mini.
You can wait an hour or two for your favorite website to load!
Got a CD/DVD, thumbdrive, floopy disk, or whatever?
Listen to some music!
Watch a video!
Visit a website on Madsonsoft Edge!
Search something on Googol Search.
Find the "Forever Alone" picture.
Search for an image using Googol Images.
Look at all the trash that's in it!
The default programs are in their default settings!
It's not the kind of control panel you normally see on Windows computers!
Do some math in the Dave OS Control Panel.
Error: You cannot divide by zero.
Open up the Dave OS Notepad.
Call someone on Skipe.
Light up all the disco tiles!
Clear all 10 levels of BlockOut.
Create a hilarious story using Madson Libs!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--*glitches*
Use the On Screen Keyboard.
Run a virus scan using Vast Antivirus.
Oh noes!!!
You already know what time it is!
Turn the system volume all the way down!
Just sit back and watch these stars fly by... Isn't it relaxing?
Paint Dave OS with watercolor.
Upgrade to Windows Vista.
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Get banned from using Skipe Video Chat.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Two Miss Madsons are better than one!
Find a picture of Miss Madson wearing an Elsa Dress!
Did you know that Jenny can sing?
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You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
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You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Job!
Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.
The group found some weapons in the temple.
Kevin accidentally killed Alex.
Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.
Alex and Amy escaped on their own.
Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.
Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.
Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.
Everyone escaped from the island.
Nobody escaped from the island.
Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.
Michael killed the Cult Leader.
Collect all map fragments.